I have to exercise. I know this. I can’t complain about not being fit and putting on weight and then not exercise. It’s like those people who complain about the way the country is run but then can’t be bothered to vote. (Yes I’m talking to all those that didn’t go vote yesterday! I don’t want to hear your excuses)
The problem is I am not naturally inclined to exercise. The gym is boring and expensive. Running seems to me the most pointless activity ever, not only is it boring it is uncomfortable makes your boobs ache (I know about sports bras but you would understand if you saw the size of my chest) and as I have asthma makes it difficult to breath. Exercise classes always seem a bit condescending.
I think my biggest problem is that I see exercise as some thing I should do but not something I want to do so all the time I’m exercising I’m thinking about all the other more productive things I could be doing with the time.
But enough of my whining I can spare a little of my Saturday morning for a bit of Wii Fit, even if the stupid bending board thing tells me off for not visiting every day and insists on showing me how fat I look as a cartoon character. I can put up with it because if I get too fat for my clothes I’m quite poor at the moment so I will have to walk around naked and that won’t be fun for anyone!
Maybe I should try that power plate thingie can you read while standing on that?